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Masti Ki Premshala |
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Girl as a Proposal |
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Sweetheart,
I’ve seen you
yesterday while
surfing on the local
train platform and
realized that you
are the only site I
was browsing for.
For a long time I’ve
been lonely; this
has been the bug in
my life and you can
be a real debugger
for me now.
My life is an
uncompelled program
without you, which
never produces an
executable code and
hence is useless.
You are not only
beautiful by face
but all your ActiveX
controls are
attractive as well.
Your smile is so
delightful; it
encourages me and
gives me power equal
to thousands of
mainframes
processing power.
When you looked at
me last evening, I
felt like all my
program modules are
running smoothly and
giving expected
results.
/*Which I never
experienced
before.*/
With this letter, I
just want to convey
to you that if we
are linked together,
I’ll provide you all
objects & libraries
necessary for a
human being to live
an error free life.
Also don’t bother
about the firewall
which may be created
by our parents as
I’ve strong hacking
capabilities by
which I’ll
ultimately break
their security
passwords and make
them agree for our
marriage. I
anticipate that
nobody has already
logged into your
database so that my
connect script will
fail. And it’s all
but certain that if
this happened to me,
my system will crash
beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret
this letter properly
and grant me all
privileges of your
inbox. Error free! |
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Corporate Love
Letter |
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February 29, 2008 at
11:59:59:59 |
Filed under
Corporate Fun
(Letter no. 143)
In today’s world old
fashioned
love-letter is being
replaced by such
‘corporate’ love
letters.
Deer-est Ms. ...,
I am very happy to
inform you that I
have fallen in love
with you, Since the
14th of February.
With reference to
the meeting held
between us on the
13th of February at
1500 hours, I would
like to present
myself as a
prospective lover.
Our love affair
would be on
probation for a
period of three
months and depending
on compatibility,
would be made
permanent. Of
course, upon
completion of
probation, there
will be continuous
on the job training
and performance
appraisal schemes
leading up to from
lover to spouse. The
expenses incurred
for coffee and
entertainment would
initially be shared
equally between us.
Later, based on your
performance, I might
take up a larger
share of the
expenses. However I
am broadminded
enough, to be taken
care of all your
expense account.
I request you to
kindly respond
within 30 days of
receiving this
letter, failing
which, this offer
would be cancelled
without further
notice and I shall
be considering
someone else. I
would be happy, if
you could forward
this letter to your
sister, if you do
not wish to take up
this offer..
Thanking you in
anticipation.
Yours sincerely, |
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CREATIVE Letter!
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Bou-er Kothar Mane Bujhe Ne
!!!
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1.
The more I think of
you, the more I
2.
Love you; I
cannot see how any
one could
3.
Hate you.
You have always been
to me an
4.
honest,
faithful friend, and
I hope my love is
not an
5.
Object of
contempt. It is true
that Once I said
6. I would never
marry, but that was
before
7. I loved you.
That assertion you
know was
8. uttered in a
bragging manner, in
fact not but
9. a lie, and I
do not know why I
made it. If I
10.
could even
pluck up enough
courage to
11.
offer you my
hand I know very
well you
12.
would be
surprised and I
doubt if you
13. would
accept it. I do not
think I would
14.
listen to a
refusal from your
lips and
15.
thus make my
whole life
miserable. To die
16. without ever
expressing my love
for you
17. would be
preferable to that.
If you write to me
18. I shall be
happy, but if you do
not
19. I shall be
miserable and
gloomy, your letters
20. are a source
of pleasure and a
failure to get them
21. always make me
feel like committing
suicide.
NOW READ THIS POEM
AGAIN...
BUT ONLY THE ODD
NUMBERED LINES |
Guide to
wife
translations...
Version 0.1
The guide to wife translations no need to read men are from mars and women are from Venus
The wife
says:
You want
The wife
means:
You want
The wife
says: We
need
The wife
means: I
want
The wife
says:
It's
your
decision
The wife
means:
The
correct
decision
should
be
obvious
The wife
says: Do
what you
want
The wife
means:
You'll
pay for
this
later
The wife
says: We
need to
talk
The wife
means: I
need to
complain
The wife
says:
Sure...
go ahead
The wife
means: I
don't
want you
to
Cholche!...
Cholbe!... |
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