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RamgoruRer chhana
Hanste tader mana,
Hansir kotha sunle
bole,
"Hansbo na-na, na-na!" |
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Arre Tora toh Hansh!
Tora toh are... |
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Dear Technical
Support:
Last year I upgraded
from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slow down
in the overall
performance,
particularly in the
flower and jewelry
applications that
had operated
flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband
1.0 un-installed
many other valuable
programs such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention
6.5, but installed
undesirable programs
such as EPL 5.0 and
NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation
8.0 no longer runs
and House Cleaning
2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've
tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but
to no avail. What
can I do?
Signed,
DESPERATE
Reply:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind;
Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment
package, while
Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Try entering the
command C:I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2
to install Guilt
3.0. If all works as
designed, Husband
1.0 should then
automatically run
the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
But remember,
overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program
that will create
Snoring Loudly. wav
files.
Whatever you do, DO
NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another
Boyfriend program.
These are not
supported
applications and
will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband
1.0 is a great
program, but it does
have a limited
memory and cannot
learn new
applications
quickly. You might
consider additional
software to improve
memory or
performance. I
personally recommend
HotFood 3.0 and
Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
TECHNICAL SUPPORT |
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Tansh goru goru noi,
asolete pakhi se;
Jar khushi dekhe
asho Haruder apishe.
Chokh duti
dhuludhulu,
mukhkhana mosto,
Fitfat kalochule
terikata chosta. |
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| It’s a dog’s life after all.. |
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A butcher watching
over his shop is
really surprised
when he sees a dog
coming inside the
shop. He shoos him
away. But later, the
dog is back again.
So, he goes over to
the dog and notices
it has a note in its
mouth.
He takes the note
and it reads “Can I
have 12 sausages and
a leg of lamb,
please”. The dog has
money in its mouth,
as well. The butcher
looks inside and, lo
and behold, there is
a ten dollar note
there. So he takes
the money and puts
the sausages and
lamb in a bag,
placing it in the
dog’s mouth.
The butcher is so
impressed, and since
it’s about closing
time, he decides to
shut the shop and
follow the dog. So
off he goes. The dog
is walking down the
street, when it
comes to a level
crossing; the dog
puts down the bag,
jumps up and presses
the button. Then it
waits patiently, bag
in mouth, for the
lights to turn. They
do, and it walks
across the road,
with he butcher
following him all
the way. The dog
then comes to a bus
stop, and starts
looking at the
timetable. The
butcher is in awe as
the dog stops a bus
by pulling its left
leg up and gets in
it.
The butcher follows
the dog into the
bus. Then the dog
shows a ticket which
is tied to its belt
to the bus
conductor. The
butcher is nearly
fainting at this
sight, so are the
other passengers in
the bus. The dog
then sits near the
driver’s seat
looking outside
waiting for the bus
stop to come. As
soon as the stop is
in sight, the dog
stands and wags its
tail to inform the
conductor. Then,
without waiting for
the bus to stop
completely, it jumps
out of the bus and
runs to a house very
close to the stop.
It opens the big
Iron Gate and rushes
inside towards the
door.
As it approaches the
wooden door, the dog
suddenly changes its
mind and heads
towards the garden.
It goes to the
window, and beats
its head against it
several times, walks
back, jumps off, and
waits at the door.
The butcher watches
as a big guy opens
the door, and starts
abusing the dog,
kicking him and
punching him, and
swearing at him.
The butcher
surprised with this,
runs up, and stops
the guy. “What in
heaven’s name are
you doing? The dog
is a genius. He
could be on TV, for
the life of me!” to
which the guy
responds: “You call
this clever? This is
the second time this
week that this
stupid dog’s
forgotten his key.”
Question of the
week: Ei Galper
"Moral" Mahashai Ke?
Bujhli na2, Arre
Beta Moral of the
Story
Send to:
admin@dekhkemonlage.com |
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Hukomukho
hangla
Bari tar bangla
Mukhe tar hanshi nei dekhecho ?
Nai tar mane ki ?
Keo taaha jane ki ?
Keo kobhu tar kache thekecho ? |
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Buror Kotha Sono! Bole Ki! |
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Two elderly
gentlemen from a
retirement center
were sitting on a
bench under a tree.
When one turned to
the other and said:
"Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just
full of aches and
pains. I know you're
about my age. How do
you feel?"
Slim said, "I feel
just like a newborn
baby."
"Really? Like a
newborn baby?"
"Yes! No hair, no
teeth, and I think I
just wet my pants." |
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Kao Quiz! (Kewra
Quiz) |
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Lee
Dynasty-r
sesh raja
key? -
Leander Paez
(Lee-ender) |
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Siyaler
family tey
sabcheye
important
siyal key ki
bola hai? -
Essential. |
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Sabchaey
teto gari ki?
- Toyota
Corolla. |
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Anek gulo
flop filmer
porey amra
John Abraham
key ki
boltey pari?
- John Ab
raham Kar. |
| Sob Chey Nichu Class Porjonto Kon Montri Poreche? - Ram Bilas Pass-One. |
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| Mojadar Sanga! Toder Kache Jante Chai, Sangagulo Thik Ache Toh? |
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| Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. |
| Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. |
| Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. |
| Divorce: Future tense of marriage. |
| Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. |
| Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. |
| Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. |
| Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower... |
| Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. |
| Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. |
| Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. |
| Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. |
| Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. |
| Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. |
| Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. |
| Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
| Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. |
| Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. |
| Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. |
| Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. |
| Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. |
| Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. |
| Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. |
| Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. |
| Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. |
| Father: A banker provided by nature. But deapends on time. |
| Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. |
| Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
| Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. |
| Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. |
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Just Find your
Profession below, R
tor "Pola-Maiyer"
thikthak naam choose
kor...
Amra Toh Achi...
Chinta Kisher??? |
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Lawyer's
daughter:
Sue |
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Thief's son:
Rob |
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Lawyer's
son:
Will |
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Doctor's
son:
Bill |
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Hair
stylist's
son:
Bob |
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Homeopathic
doctor's
son:
Herb |
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Justice of
the peace's
daughter:
Mary |
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Sound stage
technician's
son:
Mike |
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Gambler's
daughter:
Bette |
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Iron
worker's
son:
Rusty |
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TV star's
daughter:
Emmy |
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Movie star's
son:
Oscar
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Era Pola na Maiya? |
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SWISS ARMY
KNIFE |
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Male,
because even
though it
appears
Useful for a
wide variety
of work, it
spends most
of its time
just Opening
bottles. |
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KIDNEYS |
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Female,
because they
always go to
the bathroom
in Pairs. |
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TIRE |
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Male,
because it
goes bald
and is often
over-inflated. |
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HOT AIR
BALLOON |
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Male,
because to
get it to go
anywhere,
You have to
light a fire
under it . .
. And, of
course,
there's the
Hot air
part. |
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SPONGES |
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Female,
because they
are soft and
squeezable
And retain
water. |
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WEB PAGE |
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Female,
because it
is always
getting hit
on. |
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SHOE |
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Male,
because it
is usually
unpolished,
with its
Tongue
hanging out. |
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COPIER |
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Female,
because once
turned off,
it takes a
while to
Warm up -
because it
is an
effective
reproductive
device when
The right
buttons are
pushed -
because it
can wreak
havoc when,
the wrong
buttons are
pushed. |
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ZIPLOC BAGS |
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Male,
because they
hold
everything
in, But you
can always
see right
through
them. |
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SUBWAY |
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Male,
because it
uses the
same old
lines to
Pick people
up. |
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HAMMER |
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Male,
because it
hasn't
evolved much
over The
last 5,000
years, but
it's handy
to have
around. |
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REMOTE
CONTROL |
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Definitely
Female,
because it
gives men
Pleasure;
he'd be lost
without it,
and while he
doesn't
always Know
the right
buttons to
push, he
keeps
trying. |
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