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| Sobe Mile Biye Kori - Bou Khub Dorkar! |
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My Wife is Missing!
Ek bou-pagla calls
into our
Dekhkemonlage and
says, "My wife is
missing." "Jodi Ami
(Goopy) kono khobor
dite pari!"
Ami jante chailam,
"How long has she
been gone?" - "A
month."
"Why did you wait so
long to report it
into foolishtation?"
"Well, until
yesterday I thought
it was just a dream,
then I realized I
didn't have any
clean clothes to
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'n number of joy' in Marriage
Life! |
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Marriage is a three
ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
suffering.
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There are two times
a man doesn't
understand a woman,
before marriage and
after marriage!
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A successful husband
is one who makes
more money than his
wife can spend. A
successful woman is
one who can find
such a man!
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A woman worries
about the future
until she gets a
husband. A man never
worries about his
future until he gets
a wife!
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A man will pay Rs.
90 for a Rs. 45 item
he wants. A woman
will pay Rs. 45 for a
Rs. 90 item she does
not want!
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When a man opens the
door of his car for
his wife, you can be
sure of one thing:
either the car is
new or the wife.
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Man is incomplete
until he is married.
Then he is finished.
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Married man live
longer than a single
man, but married man
are lot more willing
to die!
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If your dog is
barking at the back
door and your wife
is yelling at the
front door, who do
you let in first?
The Dog of
course...at least
he'll shut up after
you let him in!
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A woman has the last
word in any
argument. Anything a
man says after that
is the beginning of
a new argument.
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When a newly married
couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year
married couple
smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Before marriage, a
man yearns for the
woman he loves.
After marriage, the
"y" becomes silent.
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What is the
difference between a
marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war
in which the enemies
can sleep together!
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I asked my wife,
"Where do you want
to go for our
anniversary?" She
said, "Somewhere I
have never been!" I
told her, "How about
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