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Ami Khai Bheja Fry |
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Rastar morey morey
janjaaler jhop niyei
amra byatibasto,
tarpor abar
charpasher ei
Stupiditir Stup. Ki
kelenkari rakam
murkhamir chara
chardikey chaas
hocchey, just
bhabtey parbi na. Ki
holo bol to deshtar?
ei rokom
kalaney-kartik to
chilo na aagey. Sab
kichutei kirom
mega-constipation.
Pacchey kintu hocchey na. E sab to
aar newa jacchey na
rey. Bhater
dherantopona to
dhuue muchey saaf
kortey habey, na ki
bol? tobe bosey
achis keno, oth, aay.
Amra achi tor sangey.
Eta amader khola
pata. |
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Syllabus-e Nei |
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Everything under the
sun, amader
syllabus. Sab niyei
amra kotha bolbo. R
amra awaaj korley
kintu silencer
grandfather o kaan
khara korey suntey
baddho. Suntey to
hobei boss, karon
amra jey amader
moner notun
constitution
banacchi na. |
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Biyer Biggapon !!!
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Jele
Wife wanted, must be
able to dig, clean,
cook worms and clean
fish. Must have own
boat with motor.
Please send
photograph of
motorboat.
Pheriola
Once in a lifetime
offer, to get
yourself the
original, genuine
article. One of the
most handsome and
smartest bachelor's
around is now
looking for a wife.
Gonitagya
Wife required to
complete the formula
of my life. Must be
numerate and
understand complex
algebraic
logarithms. Needed
to help further my
family unit.
Tathya Bisesyogya
Well there is
definite room for
improvement in my
life. The speed of
my current flows of
information and
processes is slowing
down and the
injection of a wife
into my life is
bound to improve
efficiency. Compatibility
could be an issue.
Gari Bikreta
Wanted a sturdy,
reliable, low
depreciating wife.
Should be in
excellent working
condition.
Biman Chalok
Wife required to
complete my life.
Please only level
headed applicants.
She must not have
her heads in the
clouds, but have her
feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart
must be in it for
the long haul. And
she absolutely must
also be
aerodynamically
sound!!!
Banker
Wanted wife who
takes interest in me
and credits me with
her service.
Aurthonitibid
Required a girl -
5'8' 36' 24' 36'
with a good head for
figures. She must be
averse to making
unnecessary
expenditure and her
very nature should
be one of generating
as few expenses in
my life as possible.
Bhikhari
Allah kay naam peh
koi eik biwi dey dey,
Doosrey kee nahi to
upni hee dey dey,
Allah terah bhala
karrey, Tujhey ek
key badley doh dey
dey, Hillary hogi
toh Monika bhi dey
dey!
Dactar
I am looking for a
wife to cure the
emptiness in my
life. However if you
feel the need for a
second opinion then
it's fine by me.
Sena Jawan
My mission in life
is to find myself
the perfect wife.
Successful
applicants must be
able to use a
penknife and a
compass. She who
dares wins.
Camouflage provided.
Jotirbiggyani
I'm searching for a
wife to fill the
space in my life.
Someone to share my
universe. Must have
looks that are out
of this world! |
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